Weekly Dig: Defend Yourself

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Weekly Dig :: So why should people go to your chocolate-tasting show?

Dana :: Well, it's run by three beautiful women, and two of them are sisters. And there are 6,000 pieces of chocolate you can taste. Can you argue with that?

Weekly Dig :: Well, 6,000 pieces of chocolate could get pretty disgusting pretty fast if they're left out or sit around too long.

Dana :: We don't have them in hand. We keep them in a cool place. Not a refrigerator though, because it would lost its taste.

Weekly Dig :: Back to the beautiful women we were talking about. You're a sexy babe. Let's get right down to it. Is chocolate all about sex for you?

Dana :: I thought you'd get to that. There's a definite chocolate and sex connection. Women go crazy. Emperors used to eat it so they could satisfy all their women. It's an aphrodisiac.

Weekly Dig :: So people that go your chocolate shows always get lucky? That's an incentive.

Dana :: It may very well be. I make no promises. You have a better chance maybe.

Weekly Dig :: Is there anything you wouldn't put chocolate on?

Dana :: I love this movie Chocolat, about a French woman who puts chocolate on everything. So I might like to try that.

Weekly Dig :: So you'd put chocolate on, say, spaghetti?

Dana :: Would you?

Weekly Dig :: It doesn't sound very good. But I'm asking the questions here.

Dana :: I actually wouldn't put it on spaghetti. I heard it isn't very good.

Weekly Dig :: Where did you hear that?

Dana :: Some guy from the Weekly Dig.

Weekly Dig :: That's pretty funny.

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